Offended ? Then read this ..
I write to entertain. As it is there are enough blogs that speak of feelings, emotions and lovely little abstract poems that nobody can make head or tail of. So if occasionally I write something offensive and you feel enraged, think of the face of the poorest and saddest man you have ever seen and ask yourself -
Will my anger help him in any way?
Will it help him get laid ?
Will it give him a free pizza coupon?
The answer we both know is an overwhelming NO since poor and sad men will never get laid. Then you will find your anger and outrage melting away. That’s what Gandhi thought and I approve.
howlarious !
Finally … and I thought nobody would ever get so offended to go here