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Todd Irwin A little d.i.c.k
Dr. Tom Coker Make her tremble with passion
Marylou Sanchez Be the KING of the world, and the largest of the jungle
What’s with the annoying mails that keep on promising to increase your organs size manifold. I doubt people who are seriously considering that kind of ” surgery ” will pay any heed to these quacks who keep spamming people’s accounts. What I keep wondering is that if Todd , Dr. Tom and Marylou have such magical and wonderful remedies , why don’t they use it on themselves or their partners and hit the sack. Why keep bothering the rest of us by promising to pull our d**ks so long that we wont be able to wear shorts for the rest of our lives.
It really gets on your nerves sometimes …..you are expecting an important mail … you see the new mail has arrived in the inbox… you expectantly open your inbox and there right at the top is seated proudly Dr. Tom telling you in graphic detail what to do with your privates to please your supposedly insatiable girlfriend. No matter how many inches growth you might sport , according to Dr. Tom you will still be unable to satisfy her. For God sakes if the meds do work , by the time you are finished using them , you will probably be using it as a whip more than anything else.
Here is a fun thought.. imagine everybody religiously uses those meds and they do work !!!
5 things that we’ll be doing in a day if that happens :
1. Use it as a makeshift rope to hang the clothes to dry on
2. Now people wont be needing rope for a fun day out doing rock climbing
3. Somebody makes a joke or a mistake in boardroom meeting and out comes the boss’ THING to keep the meeting in control.
4. Use it as a skipping rope to keep yourself in shape
5. Finally use it as a whip to spice up things in the bedroom
well at this time i can only think of five ….. maybe you can suggest some more …
