These are some of the best ones I have ever seen
There was a fat turkey named Sam,
Who gobbled whenever he ran.
He came out of the bush,
Presenting his tush,
And was shot up the arse by a man.
There was a young Sheila from Down Under
Who would ne’er commit social blunder
One day at repast
A bloke nearby gas passed
So she simply remarked ‘Was that thunder?’
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think—
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
There once was a deer called Buck,
And into the garden he snuck,
he waited all night,
til’ the time was right,
Then jumped out and got hit by a truck!
