Prof. Pinko to IISc

Our beloved Prof. Pinko is finally moving on… to IISc. Apparently he’ll be opening a Ghumakkad Dept there too. Just like he did here. Just imagine, Pinko moving around in his shocking pink ride around IISc causing a flutter in the hearts of female scientists for miles around. Or hitting the night clubs after a hard days work of emailing and networking. His lazy eye scanning the bar for people who he can suck up to and flaunt the contacts thereafter.

How he managed the lucrative proposition is still unknown but then Pinko has contacts few can boast of. And we were wondering whether Pinko was aspiring for more administrative position here itself. The man had other ideas though. Interested would know how much he knows about ghoomna-ghumana… zilch zero.. some straight speaking dude from obama-land molested his Phd thesis in front of an audience an year back. Reports have it Pinko ran from the room like a hare leaving his guide to do all the defending. Then there are his claims that he can get people internships and jobs at his whim.. because you know “CONTACTS” .

Then there is the fascination with gaudy pink. First the ride, then the house.. the list goes on to where I dread to tread. Unconfirmed reports suggest he bought a pack of pink chaddis for the campaign but liked them so much, refused to part with them on the campaign day.

Even as mere mortals wonder and seethe in jealousy, Pinko’s juggernaut rolls on. IITG -> IISc -> …. US Univ (UCB anyone )