The Big Screen at IIT G

The net had stopped working the night before without any explanations and I was left with only dc to amuse myself. Inspite of all this I was looking forward to the evening as ‘The Dark knight’ was being screened in Auditorium. They had screened Troy the day before…. and I am told all girls and fags of the campus queued up.  Guys  dancing around in skirts trying to poke each other with their spears pretending to lend some masculinity into this outrageously gay movie. Yeah I had better things to do

Anyways I reach the Audi at 7 sharp not wanting to miss the opening sequence and had to wait over half an hour only to be told PAF was being held first. Sneaky bastards these people, assembled an audience for themselves. So I suffer an hour of their incoherent and unsteady jumping around the stage …. with these dolled up jokers as proud as peacock all because they danced on Jai Ho … somebody ought to tell them – Tum Sab GAY HO

After this torture the movie started on the “big screen” which is just another name for the slide board. I went ahead and sat in front trying to make out the words as proud Kapili stood around waiting for somebody to clap because they had won PAF. I am told homo danced for joy and President Obama congratulated them later that evening. The movie secy. keeping in mind the sentiments of deaf people at IIT Guwahati also used subtitles, which was great fun… How else would I know that the – [Engine started] …. [Batman Grunts]  …. [Building Blows Up] …. and [Joker Laughs] Such thoughtfullness really.

Anyways the people sitting around me decide to chatter up every time a good scene is about to come …. “Oh this is awesome” .. “This one is mindblowing”   “Ha hahahah” to match with the Joker’s haha in case anyone didn’t know they had already watched it.

Two hours later despite all the sound faults the movie was still fun… brilliant acting and background score and worth missing your dinner for. As I walked back some people wondered what the fuss was all about this being the best movie on IMDb…. I suspect these are also the people who enjoyed ‘Jhoom Barabar Jhoom’ and other such classic fare from Yashraj. Idiots