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August 24, 2007

Funny Limericks

Filed under: Funny, Humour, Limericks — Sparrow @ 5:39 pm

These are some of the best ones I have ever seen

There was a fat turkey named Sam,

Who gobbled whenever he ran.

He came out of the bush,

Presenting his tush,

And was shot up the arse by a man.

  There was a young Sheila from Down Under

Who would ne’er commit social blunder

One day at repast

A bloke nearby gas passed

So she simply remarked ‘Was that thunder?’

There was a young maid from Madras

Who had a magnificent ass;

Not rounded and pink,

As you probably think—

It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

There once was a deer called Buck,

And into the garden he snuck,

he waited all night,

til’ the time was right,

Then jumped out and got hit by a truck!

2 Comments »

  1. let me tell u buddy….that m not pasting it just becoz u pasted me one… :D…
    honestly i tried to comment on your other posts as well but somehow could not….i have read all of your enteries some even more than once….
    so,
    There IS a boy called Kaivalya….
    he has something very precious to keep….
    people believed it to be his chaddi in which he roamed around….
    but he was so unpredicateble and possessed a hound…
    and gave away his chaddi to them…
    when they lost their own…..

    The most precious thing he possed was a chaddi below the donated one….

    Comment by Kaivalya.... — August 29, 2007 @ 2:41 am

  2. thats why i chose wordpress over blogspot , u can always edit and moderate comments before a third party sees them :D

    Comment by navdeepjk — August 29, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

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